Masturbate Cream - Masturbation Cream 100 ml

Masturbate Cream by Boners: the masturbation cream that actually works

Masturbate Cream by Boners is not a standard lubricant — it is a masturbation cream. The difference is in the texture: where a water-based lubricant is fluid and dries fast, this cream is thick, smooth, and stays put. It does not run down the shaft, it does not dry out after 3 minutes, and it does not leave that tight, dry skin feeling. Apply a hazelnut-sized amount, spread it, and it glides for the entire session.

The formula is based on silicone (dimethicone) and paraffin, which gives it its characteristic long-lasting glide. The texture is creamy at first — like a thick moisturiser — then it melts on contact with the skin and transforms into a smooth, silky film that does not need reapplying every two minutes.

Boners is a Dutch brand specialising in penis products: creams, gels, cock rings, pumps. Made in the Netherlands, their products are focused on male solo pleasure. The Masturbate Cream is one of their flagship products.

Why choose a masturbation cream over a lubricant

Lasts the whole session. A water-based lubricant dries out. This cream stays in place from start to finish without needing to reapply. If your sessions last more than a few minutes, this makes a real difference.

Stays where you put it. The thick texture means it stays on the shaft. No puddles, no running. A small amount is enough to coat the whole penis.

No sticky residue. Unlike some lubricants that leave a sticky film once they dry, this cream leaves soft, moisturised skin once you wipe it off.

Fragrance-free and skin-friendly. No perfume, no colourant. The formula is gentle on penile skin, which is sensitive tissue. The paraffin and dimethicone base is well-tolerated by most skin types.

How to use it

Apply a small amount — about a hazelnut — to the palm of your hand or directly on the penis. Spread across the entire surface: shaft, glans, frenulum. The cream melts on contact with your body heat and transforms into a lubricating film.

Start masturbating as normal. The glide is immediate and constant. If you want more, add a little — but generally one application is enough for a complete session.

After the session: wipe off excess with a dry cloth or tissue. The silicone/paraffin base does not rinse off as easily as a water-based lubricant — soap and water is recommended for a complete clean.

What it changes in your solo routine

If you masturbate dry or with saliva, Masturbate Cream will change your relationship with masturbation. The constant glide lets you vary rhythms without ever experiencing uncomfortable friction. Slow, sensual movements or fast, intense strokes — the cream keeps up.

It is also a good product for long sessions or edging, where you need sustained lubrication without having to stop to reapply. The silicone base provides a more consistent glide over time than water-based alternatives.

Important: what it is NOT for

The silicone/paraffin base makes it incompatible with condoms (it degrades latex) and not suitable for anal use (too thick and the formula is not designed for mucous membranes). It is also not recommended with silicone sex toys — it can degrade the material.

This cream is for manual masturbation only: hand on penis. For everything else, use a dedicated product.

Technical specifications

INCI: Aqua, Petrolatum, Paraffinum Liquidum, Cetearyl Alcohol, Propylene Glycol, PEG-8 Stearate, Ceteareth-25, Dimethicone, Phenoxyethanol, Isopropyl Myristate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Citric Acid.

FAQ

Q: Is it a lubricant or a cream?

It is a masturbation cream, not a universal lubricant. The texture is thicker than a standard lubricant, and the formula is designed for hand/penis glide. It is not suitable for sex with condoms or for anal use.

Q: Does it stain sheets?

The paraffin/silicone base can leave greasy marks on fabrics. Put a towel underneath if you want to protect your sheets. Stains come out in the washing machine but may need a pre-wash treatment.

Q: How much should I use?

Start with a hazelnut-sized amount. That is generally enough for a complete session. The cream is concentrated — you do not need a lot.

Q: Can I use it with a masturbator sleeve?

No. The silicone/paraffin formula can degrade silicone toys. For masturbator sleeves, use a water-based lubricant. This cream is for hand masturbation only.