Funny Vaginal Masturbator – Fake Beer Can
Price €19.90
Foamy pleasure… without the hangover. This novelty masturbator disguised as a...
Straight from another planet, the Monster Dong “The Martian” brings a wild bumpy texture and massive fullness. Made from soft liquid silicone, it’s flexible, phthalate-free, and built for intense play with a strong suction base.
Want a toy that doesn’t do “normal”? The CalExotics Monster Dong “The Martian” is a full-on UFO in the silicone universe. Its wild shape, covered in ridges and bumps, delivers intense texture and serious fullness. Made from body-safe liquid silicone, it’s soft, flexible, and built to last.
The thick body gives you deep pressure, while the tapered tip makes insertion more progressive. The textured bumps and ridges keep the stimulation constant and nasty (in the best way).
The wide suction base lets you go hands-free on any smooth surface, and thanks to harness compatibility, it fits most O-ring harnesses for partner play.
After each use, clean the toy and let it air-dry. Store in a clean, dry place away from other toys.
Wash with warm soapy water or toy cleaner, then rinse and dry. If the manufacturer instructions allow it, you can also sterilize 100% silicone toys by boiling for a few minutes. Let it dry completely before storing.
Use only water-based lubricants to protect the silicone surface. Adult use only. Don’t share toys without protection. Stop if you feel discomfort. Due to the large size and texture, start gently and don’t force.
Our shipments are sent in plain (discreet) cardboard parcels, and each item is also protected with bubble wrap.
If an item is damaged, we will resend it to you free of charge in accordance with our 0-breakage guarantee.
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| Continental Europe and Ireland | Shipping from €4.90 | ... from €49 purchase |
| Switzerland / England | Shipping at €13.90 | ... from €99 purchase |
| WORLDWIDE | Shipping at €29.90 | ... from €139 purchase |
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